allison. 21. she/her.

theskabouncer:

kultz:

Pale people cant wear adidias jackets without looking like they look like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

That is exactly the look I’m going for

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teruterusky:

childhoodruiner:

mechutha:

mrfistsalad:

Shown:

Nickelodeon Studios Sign (above)
Nickelodeon Studios Sign post-Dan Schneider (below)

Doesn’t dan Schneider have a confirmed foot fetish

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So apparently Nickelodeon is cutting ties with Schneider and it’s partly because of this:

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barfy:

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

(Source: babyanimalgifs, via kiwi)

shadybitchcraft:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

(via fullmetalfisting)

dragonsatmidnight:

wondrousworldbuilding:

twilight-blossom:

autistic-zuko:

bisexualmorgana:

So I found this cool website for learning ancient languages

go wild

holy fuck

I just did a quick perusal of the Coptic resources on this site, and it has all the resources I’ve personally found worthwhile and then some. These are resources that took me months, if not years, to discover and compile. I am thoroughly impressed. The other languages featured on the site are:

  • Akkadian
  • Arabic
  • Aramaic
  • Church Slavonic
  • Egyptian (hieroglyphics and Demotic)
  • Elamite
  • Ethiopic (Ge’ez)
  • Etruscan
  • Gaulish
  • Georgian
  • Gothic
  • Greek
  • Hebrew
  • Hittite
  • Latin
  • Mayan (various related languages/dialects)
  • Old Chinese
  • Old English
  • Old French
  • Old Frisian
  • Old High German
  • Old Irish
  • Old Norse
  • Old Persian
  • Old Turkic
  • Sanskrit
  • Sumerian
  • Syriac
  • Ugaritic

For the love of all the gods, if you ever wanted to learn any of these languages, use this site.

Might be useful for some of you.

@thecosmosknowsitself

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dappermouth: “your heart’s a coarse black dog ”

dappermouth:

your heart’s a coarse black dog

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deepspacepirate:

The word “moist” is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include

  • chunks
  • curdling
  • squirt
  • munch
  • bulbous
  • pustule
  • sink
  • squirm
  • slippery

Which got me wondering, can I elicit the same emotions with words that have no meaning? And the answer is “Yes, yes you definitely can.”

So here it is: words and phrases that elicit “thanks, i hate it!” by sheer negative sonority

  • scrungo
  • beesechurger
  • mingus
  • hurgling
  • tungus
  • Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus
  • slurm
  • chungus
  • crungle
  • gunch

But did you know you can make it even worse by combining them??

  • bucket of curdling chunks
  • the pustulous gunch muncher
  • your squirming tungus
  • this crungy beesechurger
  • a squirting chungus
  • the slurm sink
  • a slippery mingus

And my all time favorite

m y ⠀m o i s t ⠀s c r u n g o

(via magusarcana)

i-am-your-northern-star:

argentvagabond:

keyhollow:

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

Not gonna lie, the mental image of crows snatching cigarettes from people’s mouths and hands like seagulls do with food is pretty funny

maybe this is how we can stop people from smoking 

(via nakorrrr)

s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s: “Thank you. It’s been real. #guccigang ”

s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s:

Thank you. It’s been real. #guccigang

(Source: s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s, via s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s)

asieybarbie:

Warriors of Wakanda. 

(via vulcanupthatbitch)

theskoomacat:

catsbeaversandducks:

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

(Source: ampervadasz, via celeritaschronicles)

petalya:

in therapy my therapist and i were talking about my own feelings of self worth in relationships. and she asked me to say qualities about myself that someone else would be attracted to, on a romantic and platonic level. so i named some things like compassionate, empathetic, etc. and she said “you named things that you can give someone. ways you can serve, rather than ways that you are” and y'all..my mind was blown that’s gonna stick with me forever like she then proceed to tell me actual innate qualities about myself that she liked and thought anyone else would like as well and i hadn’t even considered those because like she said i was focused on things i could do outwardly to attract and maintain connections rather than who i was as a person..goddamn!!! thats tea!!!

(via eyesauce)

noelbadgespugh: “🍊progress ”

noelbadgespugh:

🍊progress

(via rhymewithrachel)

pazdispenser: “2002-2008 elementary school nostalgia ”

pazdispenser:

2002-2008 elementary school nostalgia

(Source: despazito, via humandisastersquad)